You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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