come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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