didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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