Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Randomize
