The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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