butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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