mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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