I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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