I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Everything about him screamed your future.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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