he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Randomize
