drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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