Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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