is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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