I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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