I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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