I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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