My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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