Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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