Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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