I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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