I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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