3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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