so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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