I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
