The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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