Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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