everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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