I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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