When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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