Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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