He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
