Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i think im in europe. pls send help
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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