she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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