Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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