So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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