How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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