Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Randomize
