He uses pillows to masturbate.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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