if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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