oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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