I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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