I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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