he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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