I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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