I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
