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Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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