its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We have so much sex to catch up on
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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