In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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