so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
