Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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